Guess the word then post a new one. Rules simple: After 4 posts of wrong answers then it's open court. Poster is responsible for either posting a clue about the word and/or putting at least 2 letters in the mystery word(s) for make benefit postee cuz the dictionary is a really big book and randomness is infinite. Should be pretty easy. I'll begin
-e----s (hot stuff grows on trees)
"Well, how do you know you're not a burrito fetishist if you've never tried doing the nasty with a burrito?"