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SPONGEBOB ARRESTED
Spongebob was arrested for a D.U.I last night. He was also charged for possesion of rare and illegal seaweed. Though police won't go into specifices about the incident they did say that he and Patrick got into a fight and Spongebob then knocked Patrick out and put him the trunk of his boat stuffing his mouth with large amounts of the seaweed causing Patrick to go into epelictic shock. His doctors are saying he is in serious but stabalized condition. One eye witness recalls the horrible event "when the cops where reading the sponge dude his rights all he shouting was 'ha ha ha u got served bitch, u got served, i can take alla you the whole f**king world come on hit me with your best shot.' And just when i though it was all over he turned to the strecher that was carrying the other weird looking creature dude and he said 'don't worry Patrick next time ur dead bitch and believe that.' I was all surreal."Spongebob is currently been held without bail. No word on how Gary is taking it or how this will end. We will keep you updated.



umm okay i really have no idea where i was going with this or why i even did it. i do know however that i am bored. Anyways.......

Uhm... funny?

i love sponge bob relly funny btw i love sponge bob

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Sup all

Nexy time you wash your dishes check to see if your sponge has pants.
If it does, run screaming into the night. Because now your officialy crazy.